Hello…

This is a test. I changed my blog last night and suddenly my traffic is down near zero. As I assess things, the possibilities are:

1. Everybody is mad because I changed my blog
2. Everyone feels like I don’t write that well on the current template
3. I lost all of my “random questions” traffic when I changed my blog.
4. The rapture has occurred and I missed the boat…Clark, are you out there??
5. This new layout has a distinctive odor that people are offended by.
6. My post regarding Switzerland has alienated my vast Swiss readership.
7. All of my readers live in Liechtenstein and are cowering in their homes.
8. People liked me better with my gallbladder.
9. Renaming the website “Cheney 2008″ was a mistake.
10. My blog has been moved to a seedier side of the web (as witnessed by the “Terrorists R Us” site just next door).

If you know why I am now the most hated man on the planet (next to Bob Saget), please let me know.

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